[LotusSevenMan]

Too late Timbo. I just emailed them and won the money in your name for myself.
Just gotta book the flight to Nigeria to claim it direct first thing in the morning.

Whay Hey!!!!

[adfski]

yeah we won the spanish lotto a few years ago.

Just did ID checks like you do in the bank. The phone number was ALMOST the same as the official lotto number in dir enq. The address was down the road somewhere. Some ropey dude answers the phone and didn't even try to get our bank details.

I guess we were just asking too many questions.

What I find really sad is that there must be just enough people stupid enough to keep these things going.

[bikerpiker]

Yesterday i got one from Lloyds tsb, all seemed very genuine ,worded correctly and no spelling mistakes,thing is,i dont bank with them

Also it started with "dear customer" and not my name
Basically ,it said they were upgrading their security,and i was to click open the link and fill out my account details Nae Chance

I went onto the genuine Lloyds website,found the section about scams and phishing and emailed it to them,saying i wasn't a customer of theirs,but thought they might be interested No reply so far

[bikerpiker]

Here it is here,ive never recieved owt like it before
I HAVE REMOVED THE LINK JUST INCASE

Dear LloydsTSB customer,

Security and confidentiality are at the heart of the LloydsTSB Bank. Your details (and your money) is protected by a number of technologies, including Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) encryption.
We would like to notify you that LloydsTSB carries out client details verification procedure that is compulsory for all our customers. This procedure is attributed to a routine banking software update.

Please visit our Client Verification Form using the link below and follow the instructions on the screen.



LloydsTSB Bank Customer Service

[bikerpiker]

I get around 20 spam per day,and around 15 of them to do with pills to make you last longer,and/or get a bigger c*ck , the rest to with casinos.

Ive never been on a gambling website ,but might have had a peek at a couple of prawn websites in the past,but why would i need more than 10 inches anyway

[LotusSevenMan]

A lot of these are known as '419' scams!!

http://www.met.police.uk/fraudalert/419.htm

BikerPiker.

These 10" extension sites don't send me anything anymore after I asked why I as a right minded individual would want to cut an inch off my own c*ck to match their figure!!!!!

[bikerpiker]

[adfski]

What fun! I just love the scambaiter thing. Instructions in wasting someones time.

Well they deserve everything they get. Kinda like catching speeding traffic police. Well done to anyone who spends a bit of time annoying gits!

[Squiffythewombat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-FHyROHrlI



its actually all me!

[warby221]

I never get any of these emails



Must know I’m a miserable tight fisted git and not bother

[tony.wilde1]

http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=12193


this one was sh1t!!!

[bikermike1411]

This one looks genuine!

Title - You've won the Malaysian Lottery

You won $2.5 Million Dollars from the Malaysia Sweepstakes. Contact Andy Jerry
for delivery of your Cheque via email: asiapacific_05@sify.com

Gotta be worth a punt! Who wants a box fresh SP2 when I get my cheque in a week.....

[bikermike1411]

It'll be in the post as soon as I send them the account details to pay the cheque into. Coz it's such a large sum of cash they need to pay it onto a specific account....

Do you want normal Kwak green or pearl/metallic? I'm feeling flush!

I'M SO EXCITED!!! not