........... The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following,
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
No speka da inglis!!!
No speka da inglis!!!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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terrible
I have enjoyed your many many jokes up to this one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked It Re: jokes
nhr22259 wrote:Can't please everyone........thats the nature of jokes.........Being a male nurse I always get the 'male nurses are puffs' well sweetie .........passs the lippy...!!!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."