home remedies

doggit · Post by **doggit** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:34 pm

my cousin sent these to me
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies!!

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, DRINK A QUART OF PRUNE JUICE, YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
carl

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:58 pm

Luv No 5

Pete.l

Bluefox · Post by **Bluefox** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:35 pm

No7 is the only way me & computers can live in harmony.

Post by **sirch345** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:36 pm

No6 is my favourite,

Chris.

Lawless247 · Post by **Lawless247** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:43 am

No6 isnt a joke is it?

I live my life this way.

Bluefox · Post by **Bluefox** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:27 pm

agreed Timbo got 3 girls the sinks a much simpiler option

doggit · Post by **doggit** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:33 pm

Bluefox wrote:

agreed Timbo got 3 girls the sinks a much simpiler option

and if the sink is full of dirty dishes then thats 2 jobs done

carl

Bluefox · Post by **Bluefox** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:36 pm

..............

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:11 am

Wonderful ha ha