Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.
The number is 0800 10 10 10.
Calls are charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is: 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
Man U helpline....
Man U helpline....
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."