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I had mine done 10 years ago!
No problems, a bit painful when they inject 'em to numb to make them numb!
Had it done at a local doctors, just him in the room, worse thing is when he showed me what he had cut out, looked like macaroni!
Then the smell was horrible when he cauterized it with what looked like a soldering iron!
Never even had stitches, just healed up, i was shopping in Morrisons an hour later!
Hurt a bit after a couple of hours, nothing bad though.
Hope it goes ok!

I understand the pain & suffering levels are commensurate with the size of yer tackle, so if you've got a tiddler you'll feel no more than a small prick.
I'm proud to say I could barely walk for a week


a note of caution however: anyone with penile warts would be well advised to avoid the op as it may leave you disabled

im still intact down there, my mrs wanted me done last yr, so i checked everything out on the net and found it is a very small day case opp for a woman these days, a month later she was in and had it done!!

yeh that'd be my luck too timbo the bro in law had his done and was fine for first 48hrs, then it kicked in and spent 2 week walking round like john wayne and sitting on a rubber ring

Well.......... Plumped for a local anaesthetique even though the big doctor that looked and sounded like the doc off the Simpsons advised that I should have the general (bit odd I thought) Anyhoo it began with one big needle into the engine room fookin ow! then he set up the block and tackle up to lift the old man off my nuts ........oops sorry the Morphine must be clouding my memory
In reality he started the op and it felt like someone had just booted in the right nut The czec anaesthetist ran up and shot me with Morphine and Ketamine game over......
Woke up feeling sick as fook and now the anaesthetique has worn off I am now sore as fook. Apparently if you have it lazered its a piece off piss (excuse the pun) shame I live in rural Lincs Hope all is well before the next sunny day, need to put some proper miles on the bike.

FirestormMike wrote:Ah, now the reason for buying a blade becomes clear. you didn't fancy the plum vibrating v-twin thump

so Jim, as the latest casualty in the ranks (& before the real pain begins) . . . would you you recommend the procedure to the uninitiated?

and when the missus changes her mind & gets broody would you be prepared to pay a couple of grand for the pain of a reversal - or opt for pot luck at the sperm bank?

Dean O, the pain will be worth it. No more kids

If your missus is happy going for the tube op and you dont play the field (I do not by the way) dont do it, but if like me your missus has had two sunroof births and needs to come off the pill to give her body a break (alledgedly) and you dont like the old man smothered in a rubber jacket have the snip

Beamish wrote:if like me your missus has had two sunroof births and needs to come off the pill

you married a GIRAFFE?







wot's a sunroof birth Jim? I'm an idiot ya know

Now for the next embarising bit. A couple of trips to the path lab to deliver a fresh sample for them to test before they give you your official JAFFA certificate.

Doh its true then - I AM an idiot

nowt wrong with yer spelling, Tim . . . . except "thru"

I am looking fwd to the sample bit I have heard a loverly young nurse (lady) comes in to a private porn booth to milk you

Keeps it fresh, dont want any saliva in there

Beamish wrote:I am looking fwd to the sample bit I have heard a loverly young nurse (lady) comes in to a private porn booth to milk you

Keeps it fresh, dont want any saliva in there

yeh rito in ya dreams, ive heard a big bloke called bubba comes in the room, places a bar of soap at your feet and say "you got 2 mins prettyboy, dont make me come back"

LMAO

Self - abuse , the old 5 knuckle shuffle , i never did understand why its referred to as "abusing" yerself