The Snip!

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:13 pm

Go tomorrow for the big one

No riding for a couple of days I would have thought

Wish me luck!

bikerpiker · Post by **bikerpiker** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:16 pm

Best of luck mate...ive often thought about it....but im too much of a fearty

........plus i've read the horror stories

Maybe i shouldnt have said that

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:25 pm

Thanks mate

Hankie · Post by **Hankie** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:33 pm

I've heard it's a bit like getting your balls caught in the bike chain. Might be wrong though...

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:50 pm

And again......er....thanks I think

Dean O · Post by **Dean O** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:55 pm

Hankie wrote:I've heard it's a bit like getting your balls caught in the bike chain. Might be wrong though...

no yer not!
17 years ago now, but still get a twinge below when the subject is mentioned

. . . . . yer nob'll shrink too btw

Post by **sirch345** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:11 pm

Hankie wrote:I've heard it's a bit like getting your balls caught in the bike chain. Might be wrong though...

I wish you wouldn't say things like that Chris, probably my fault though, I was drinking a cup of tea when I read your post and it took all my strength to keep me from covering my keyboard in tea

Beamish,

On a more serious side good luck with the chop tomorrow

Many years ago I used to work with a guy in a wood working machine shop. He operated the Band Re-Saw (extremely large version of a band saw) he went and had the snip in the morning then came straight back to work afterwards. It surprised all of us as we didn't expect him to be back so soon

Chris.

fishface · Post by **fishface** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:27 pm

dont do it mate i bet the mrs says its for the best

alan · Post by **alan** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:22 pm

look on the bright side its a worry off yer mind and you will be a lot lighter

nowt wrong with someone poking needles and scalpels into the big fella's plums i had a prince albert years back my first piss was agony

Stratman · Post by **Stratman** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:50 pm

There may be a little swelling

Fireman on a Storm · Post by **Fireman on a Storm** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:20 pm

I had it done a few years ago. The opp is no problem it's the shaving that's hard work. JUST DON'T CUT YOUR SELF the anti septic they put on you is like that extra strong after shave that still stings for an hour!!!

Ridning the bike after a couple of days? Only if the roads are as smooth as a snooker table

bikerpiker · Post by **bikerpiker** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:24 pm

Think ..Buster Gonad

He was normal 'till he went for the snip

Jim67 · Post by **Jim67** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:35 pm

Dont listen to the banter mate, you will be ok.
here's a picture to set your mind at ease!!!!

Jim.

warby221 · Post by **warby221** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:30 pm

Mrs started chasing you around with a pair of shears yet m8
Making snip, snip noses

Havenâ€™t had the snip but like what has been said if they donâ€™t offer you a support ask for a cargo net to stop em bouncing

Did have a bit of work done on one gonad a bit back cant remember the medical name but the skin that in-cases your ball split and separated after lifting soothing a bit on the heavy side and filled with fluid got to the size of a good sized Satsuma hellishly impressive when out but did get in the way a bit

Anyway thereâ€™s nought as embarrassing as laying on the table with every thing hanging out and no one taking any notice

Good luck with the opp jim

Dean O · Post by **Dean O** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:59 pm

warby221 wrote:Anyway thereâ€™s nought as embarrassing as laying on the table with every thing hanging out and no one taking any notice

there is . . . when the 50 sumfin year old battle axe of a surgeon with a distinctly unimpressed look on her wrinkly mush lifts it up with just a finger n thumb