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Kev L wrote:Welcome back to Dr Storms clinic. The semen is absorbed back into the system with no I'll effect. You still ejaculate fluid but it is like Maltesers, it has a less fattening centre!
And for Murv, you still chuck your muck but your cousin don't get up the duff though innit!!

Makes sense I suppose. Doesn't seem right though, millions of the poor little buggers all scratching in futility at the locked door before finally passing away.
Still, better than drying out on the sock I suppose

My neighbour just had it done on the nhs, he's been off work for a month or more. The nhs butchers cocked it up (pun intended), he's been left with a hole in the sack after several nasty infections.

I'm going private for my snip, £400, no stitches or any of that sh1t.

templ8 wrote:he's been left with a hole in the sack after several nasty infections..

thanks for that I winced when reading it, and am now sitting cross legged..........can we change the subject

Mrs Pinky wants me to have it done.

cybercarl wrote:wombles that, the thought of it alone scares the sh1t out of me. It's bad enough have a caffita inserted

(:-})

haha . where do you get that done? starbucks!

i had the V mod done and had no probs at all. the system was even available for limited use about about 4 days later. a few nurses took photo,s and wanted autographs but other than that all went well..

Kev L wrote: Murv, you still chuck your muck but your cousin don't get up the duff though innit!!

pinkyfloyd wrote:Mrs Pinky wants me to have it done.

Pinky society wants you to have it done!!

lloydiecbr wrote:But where dose it go ?
I have thought about it in the past, but not for long lol
The other half wants me to get it done :-(
I think I'll have to man up and have it done . But where dose it go !!!

As Kev says it gets re absorbed mate.

Don't forget, the sperm is micro scopic, so your not re absorbing a full scrotum full of 'man batter' each time

If your thinking of it but feel a bit aprehensive, trust me there's nothing to be worried about (you proberly will still be worried naturally, like I was even after being reassured ha) but when it's happening it's not bad at all

Kev L wrote:

pinkyfloyd wrote:Mrs Pinky wants me to have it done.

Pinky society wants you to have it done!!

I resent that remark My genes are the best in the world. I mean just look at this image of lovelyness that I spawned.



Who couldnt love that and want more of those wee critters!

if you removed the eyes from the picture pinky just posted................that is what your ball sack will look like when they have finished with it

stop moaning just get there and get it done had mine done about 9 yrs ago back to work in 3 days then had my jumper chopped off about 2.5 yrs ago back to wor in 4 days put it this way if she falls pregnant again youll not get an new bike or parts for another 19 yrs lol

My manager at work had the snip last year....NHS, it wasn't quite as smooth as planned. Loads of pain & he can't get it up now.

This information was relayed to me via an ex work mate who has been shagging his mrs......

He is a right moody wonker, well moody anyway.

toonarmy wrote:stop moaning just get there and get it done had mine done about 9 yrs ago back to work in 3 days then had my jumper chopped off about 2.5 yrs ago back to wor in 4 days put it this way if she falls pregnant again youll not get an new bike or parts for another 19 yrs lol

You sure your not going for gender re-assignment in bit's fella? You seem to be having a fair bit shaved off there!

I had mine done 6 years ago, 1030 am, back roofing by 1230.
back in bed by 2.30 with infection 2 days later all ok they were twice the sise and purple, I GOT THEM OUT AT TEA BREAK TO SHOW THE LADS. "Big well hard gordy" choked on his tea then wanted a feel.
No lasting effects.
HP.

Mine were done 4 years ago - took an hour as "it was cold" left hand anaesthetic didn't take - that smarts when they put the knife in. Another jab and all was cool. "blue balls" pain for a few weeks while my tadpoles worked out where to go....


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