Deffinitely a not crap joke...

[MacV2]

meine kampf grain style

let mac have a go I say, he cant fcuk it up more than the current contenders.

Wanna bet ?

[VTRDark]

Well going by your current manifesto you couldn't if you tried. But I could if you employed me as one of your ministers

(:-})

[AMCQ46]

I can just see mac as Alan Bast'ard, and Carl as one of the blokes off Yes Minister



But you still have my vote

[MacV2]

I hold it for a piss with 5 fingers,,,,,,,(mind you, three of them get wet........ )

PMSL

Mac you get my Vote it all sounds very good so far and what an Improvemnet to the country already. Can I have a job in one of the departments. Havant quite decided which one yet. MAybe the foreign off ice or minister of defence. Oh and can we do something about customs.

(:-})

Well I had you down as Minister of Transport but I suppose a quick shuffle before the final cabinet is launched wouldn't be noticed.

El Presidente...Mac.

Minister of Defence...Carlos von Cyberkill.

Foreign Secretary...Ady.

Chancellor...Bazza.

Minister of Justice ...Parkergb6.

Minister of Work & National Engineering Projects...Tony Mons.

Home Secretary...AMcQ.

Pensions Secretary...Kev.

Minister for Health ...TonyW.

Minister of Transport...Lee.

Minister for Education ...Wicky.

Minister of Sport...BGV.

Minister for Rural Affairs...Lloydie.

Scottish Secretary... Jazz.

Minister for the EnvironMENTAL ...Jamie.

Minister for Rideouts...Geo.

Minister of Silly Walks...Marty.

Minister of Tea Boy & general Dogs Body...Virt.

Still have a few posts to fill, Welsh Sec. NI sec. & some post I haven't made up yet.

You'll all have to follow the Party Whip...It's my way or the Gulag or the firing squad, depending on what side of whose bed I get out of that morning.

[lloydie]

you'd get my vote





















for the noose

[MacV2]

Well that's the Minister for Rural Affairs just sacked then...

[lloydie]

Well that's the Minister for Rural Affairs just sacked then...

great that leaves me free to pursue the role for urban antics officer !
the role involves

relocating lost sheep to a holding area while they are probed for foreign objects then safely released into the tender care of welcoming arms at the kebab shop

[Jamoi]

Vote secured!

I like my post by the way ;) do I get a key to the minibar in the executive lounge? And can I spend all day in there, incoherently shouting 'here here' and such?

[Jamoi]

Oh also...

Black Sabbath
Stranglers (even with that Hugh bloke)
Hendrix
The Doors
The The

+
Jefferson Airplane
Nirvana
Muse
Pink Floyd
The Horrors
Tchaikovsky

Compulsory musical education would double secure my vote!

[MacV2]

Well that's the Minister for Rural Affairs just sacked then...

great that leaves me free to pursue the role for urban antics officer !
the role involves

relocating lost sheep to a holding area while they are probed for foreign objects then safely released into the tender care of welcoming arms at the kebab shop

You were the Minister for Rural affairs ya Numptie !

[MacV2]

Oh also...

Black Sabbath
Stranglers (even with that Hugh bloke)
Hendrix
The Doors
The The

+
Jefferson Airplane
Nirvana
Muse
Pink Floyd
The Horrors
Tchaikovsky

Compulsory musical education would double secure my vote!

Muse ??? Your Sacked as well Gay Boy...!

[Virt]

I don't think Mac would be a good Prime Minister, he just fires everyone. How would you solve unemployment, by making it worse?

[lloydie]

Well that's the Minister for Rural Affairs just sacked then...

great that leaves me free to pursue the role for urban antics officer !
the role involves

relocating lost sheep to a holding area while they are probed for foreign objects then safely released into the tender care of welcoming arms at the kebab shop

You were the Minister for Rural affairs ya Numptie !

This is urban affairs dealing with city talent not them country snobs

[MacV2]

great that leaves me free to pursue the role for urban antics officer !
the role involves

relocating lost sheep to a holding area while they are probed for foreign objects then safely released into the tender care of welcoming arms at the kebab shop

You were the Minister for Rural affairs ya Numptie !

This is urban affairs dealing with city talent not them country snobs

I'm beginning to think that I have to find a more intelligent cabinet member or we'll all be screwed.

Lloydie when was the last time you saw sheep, lost or not, in a city ? Apart from dead ones in a kebab shop that is...

[lloydie]

I could tell you but it would be incriminating !!