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I would like to wish you all an enjoyable and safe time

My two pence worth
Make sure you know where you're going before you all set off and ride within YOUR OWN capabilities not someone else's An exchange of mobile numbers is also a good idea before you set off.

Take care out there

Chris.

Hope you all have a day to remember...for the "right" reasons
Looks like the weathers goin to be great for you...jammy buggers

Got text from Stuart (QueensburyLad)

Looks like he's got a pass out for Sunday too, so we'll be meeting FSM & Deano at Wooley services (Southbound) 0800-0830

Think wor lass will be along too but not sure what on - Gixxer if she taxes it, Hornet probably, Aprilia nice for the twisties, but doubtful - oh to have the choice

Timbo, were you being a naughty little pie muncher? or were they just lost and asking for directions?

You were real lucky there mate! I've come across anal coppers too.... I got T-Boned bringing my old man's cbr1000f back from Shrewsbury a few years back - it wasn't my bike and I was riding it on my hornet policy ('any bike clause'). Thing is, i'd owned the hornet for about fortnight and couldn't remember the reg number so the cop could check I was insured. I was panicking because my dad's mint bike was lying on it's side and some stupid stuck up old cow in the two seater merc that had pulled out the junction was vocally expressing her innocence. At my third attempt at the registration number he came back and said 'that's a toyota celica.... i'm getting annoyed now.' I said I couldn't remember the reg for the policy - his reply? 'You'd better think fast or I may have to find something to arrest you for'.

My dad was a copper for 30 years - he reckoned I should have passed that one onto the police complaints authority. Not the sort of reaction you expect from someone trained to deal with difficult situations where people are upset!

coppers are assholes mostly...ive had loads of runin's....last year was stopped in car, due to having front fog lights on....just descended off woodhead in thick fog....stoipped me and started to write a ticket...i told her she's a f***ing little hitler..and that id contest it in court, due to severe nature of fog..200 yards back up hill...eventually she gave me notice to bring docs to cop shop...which i did and told the duty officer her attitude, and low and behold i was 3rd one in 5 mins she stopped on same road at similar time, and we all said same statement as regards weather etc....all 3 of us let off and she was repremanded..lmao..coppers ive sh1t better

Don't know if anyone saw a programe on bbc1 last night ,in the weekly tv mag it was called Motorway Cops ,in the daily rag it was called Sky Cops.
There's 2 Scottish coppers on it, they're twins ,they feature on it most weeks , they patrol down south, i think the M5 area, originally they are from here in Kilmarnock.

They lived next door to my workmate ,..he said "Nae wonder they made good cops,they were up to fkn everythin when they were younger ,they know every trick in the book "

Nowt serious , he said,just things like swapping their dads current road tax for their expired one, things like that

bikermike1411 wrote:You were real lucky there mate! I've come across anal coppers too.... I got T-Boned .....

Bloody hell Mike - remind me not to go clubbing with you

Oh and Tim, you lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky ....... lucky, Bar Steward!

Nice one Timbo

Timbo wrote:Well the way my year has gone to date its about time i had some luck

too true mate

Well im really sorry guys but it looks like i can come and play out with you lot sunday Been really busy with work lately so nearly missed the posts but have had the all clear from the wife and she didnt need to say it twice

Hey nice one buddy, see ya in sunny Derbyshire

Fingers crossed mate its as good a day as our last meet up eh !! Had to come anyway Jim just to see the porn rocket

Timbo wrote,


ps I was old enough to be his dad.

What Ive heard about you Timbo, theres a good chance you probably are

Can't wait for tomorrow guys, the weather is gonna be ace, bring it on
See you at Fishponds

Andy h you still on for the BP at 9 ?