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EggShellBlond wrote:Under the patio ??
Huh? :?
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:twinnie...... he's trying to say that you have murdered such people and burried them under your patio!!!!! 8O
Ta Kaz!

**VTRgirl looks shiftily from side to side**
I mightn't have mentioned this Kaz, but we'll be okay as long as they don't check under yours... :wink:
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Post by curly »

I love the Aussies,

They gave us Neighbours!

Where would we be without Ramsay Street? :?
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Yep, and you can tune in every day to see EXACTLY how we all live!! :roll:
Larry.

'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.

It was a Shitzu!
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Post by curly »

You mean Harold Bishop is real!

Ha ha ha ha ha
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Yeah, his brother lives just up the road from me!!
It must be middle of the night for you?
Larry.

'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.

It was a Shitzu!
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Post by curly »

Nearly 1 o'clock in the morning, had a few beers and a couple of bottles of wine.
Life is great, does his brother really live near you?

Don't you just love being pissed? :D
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Don't we all?? No just joking about the neighbours thing. It is funny though how some people see a show on telly and think life is like that. Like, is England like "On the buses", is everyone the same as Mister Bean or Frank Spencer? Do all Uni students live like "The Young Ones"? 8)
Larry.

'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.

It was a Shitzu!
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Please, Curly, tell me you don't watch Neighbours... As for Harold Bishop... You should've seen what he wore to the Logies (the Australian tv show award thingies...). He went for the whole rapper look with the open shirt, "bling bling" & everything. Still laughing about it...

Am sitting here wearing my The Goodies t-shirt as we speak. A big british comedy fan, m'self. Yes, middle of winter, the sun is shining, a gentle breeze is blowing & it's t-shirt weather :D Ahhh, Australia. What a great country :!:
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Sharpe1 wrote:Don't we all?? No just joking about the neighbours thing. It is funny though how some people see a show on telly and think life is like that. Like, is England like "On the buses", is everyone the same as Mister Bean or Frank Spencer? Do all Uni students live like "The Young Ones"? 8)

In reply Sharpe : No, no, no and yes ! !!!!!! :lol: :lol: Arent all students like that ???
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Post by curly »

I don't watch Neighbours very often, honest! :oops:
Only if there's nothing else on.
I remember the Goodies though VTRGirl, absolutely loved them when I was a kid.
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Sharpe1 wrote:Yep, and you can tune in every day to see EXACTLY how we all live!! :roll:

Not at the moment we can't as the tennis is on :(
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:lol: seems to have the opposite effect over here. Whenever the theme tune comes on, people start crying...
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Don't knock it...........if it wasn't for neighbours we wouldn't have Kylies elbow..........and if we didn't have the 'elbow' we wouldn't have blisters on me right hand............... :oops:
it may be clever, but its not big.
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Good point !!!! :D :D :D :twisted:
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