Think you've see it all?

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:22 pm

Think again

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm

Jaglifter · Post by **Jaglifter** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:31 pm

Since they were in the privacy of their own room I guess the bike must have been under age or perhaps the bike didn't consent!

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:35 pm

Wierd as you like.......but I do not understand why if the cleaners effectively entered his room without being let in can then cause him to be faced with a sexual charge case! I dont get off on bikes

but what if the guy was just cracking one off over more conventional material would he then be charged with a sexual offense

sounds a bit tight to me....

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:47 pm

probably just pedalling sex

RedStormV · Post by **RedStormV** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:55 pm

tony.wilde1 wrote:probably just pedalling sex

L M F A O

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:08 pm

tony.wilde1 wrote:probably just pedalling sex

Beauty

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:07 pm

Think they heard him cry out "I've split my rubber on the village bike" when in fact he was only talking about his bike's inner tube............................. maybe not!!!

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:36 am

Jeeze!

You'd have thought they would have at least fuzzed oout some of the bike to help preserve it's identity

Pete.l

Jaglifter · Post by **Jaglifter** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:09 am

Tony thats funny

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:21 am

I'm disappointed. 12 Hours and nobody's mentioned pumping tyres.

I know it's been many years since I've owned a push bike and the've improved and been updated over the years, but which part of a bike can you have sex with?

VeetyR · Post by **VeetyR** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:13 am

cupasoop wrote:I'm disappointed. 12 Hours and nobody's mentioned pumping tyres.

I know it's been many years since I've owned a push bike and the've improved and been updated over the years, but which part of a bike can you have sex with?

The handgrips??? .... oh hang on thats not sex is it

storminateacup · Post by **storminateacup** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:39 am

I noticed the bikes a Claude Butler perhaps gay sex is not allowed in the hostel. He may have a case for bisexcycle discrimination

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:27 pm

storminateacup wrote:I noticed the bikes a Claude Butler perhaps gay sex is not allowed in the hostel. He may have a case for bisexcycle discrimination

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:48 pm

Perhaps he was just lubing the chain...

Good grief re calling the cops. Surely the guy's entitled to bonk his bike if he's in the mood.

Wonder if a girl can get in trouble for ummm... enjoying her v-twin...

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:55 am

VTRgirl wrote:Perhaps he was just lubing the chain...

Good grief re calling the cops. Surely the guy's entitled to bonk his bike if he's in the mood.

Wonder if a girl can get in trouble for ummm... enjoying her v-twin dildo with full pulsing action...