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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:31 pm
Since they were in the privacy of their own room I guess the bike must have been under age or perhaps the bike didn't consent!
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:35 pm
Wierd as you like.......but I do not understand why if the cleaners effectively entered his room without being let in can then cause him to be faced with a sexual charge case! I dont get off on bikes 
but what if the guy was just cracking one off over more conventional material would he then be charged with a sexual offense 
sounds a bit tight to me....
but what if the guy was just cracking one off over more conventional material would he then be charged with a sexual offense sounds a bit tight to me....Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:47 pm
probably just pedalling sex
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:55 pm
tony.wilde1 wrote:probably just pedalling sex
L M F A O Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:08 pm
Beautytony.wilde1 wrote:probably just pedalling sex
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:07 pm
Think they heard him cry out "I've split my rubber on the village bike" when in fact he was only talking about his bike's inner tube............................. maybe not!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:36 am
Jeeze!
You'd have thought they would have at least fuzzed oout some of the bike to help preserve it's identity
Pete.l
You'd have thought they would have at least fuzzed oout some of the bike to help preserve it's identity Pete.l
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:09 am
Tony thats funny
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:21 am
I'm disappointed. 12 Hours and nobody's mentioned pumping tyres.
I know it's been many years since I've owned a push bike and the've improved and been updated over the years, but which part of a bike can you have sex with?
I know it's been many years since I've owned a push bike and the've improved and been updated over the years, but which part of a bike can you have sex with?
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:13 am
The handgrips??? .... oh hang on thats not sex is itcupasoop wrote:I'm disappointed. 12 Hours and nobody's mentioned pumping tyres.
I know it's been many years since I've owned a push bike and the've improved and been updated over the years, but which part of a bike can you have sex with?
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:39 am
I noticed the bikes a Claude Butler perhaps gay sex is not allowed in the hostel. He may have a case for bisexcycle discrimination
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:27 pm
storminateacup wrote:I noticed the bikes a Claude Butler perhaps gay sex is not allowed in the hostel. He may have a case for bisexcycle discrimination
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:48 pm
Perhaps he was just lubing the chain...
Good grief re calling the cops. Surely the guy's entitled to bonk his bike if he's in the mood.
Wonder if a girl can get in trouble for ummm... enjoying her v-twin...
Good grief re calling the cops. Surely the guy's entitled to bonk his bike if he's in the mood.
Wonder if a girl can get in trouble for ummm... enjoying her v-twin...
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:55 am
VTRgirl wrote:Perhaps he was just lubing the chain...
Good grief re calling the cops. Surely the guy's entitled to bonk his bike if he's in the mood.
Wonder if a girl can get in trouble for ummm... enjoying her v-twin dildo with full pulsing action...