unusual funeral

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Andy1671
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unusual funeral

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A man spotted a funeral procession moving slowly down a street there was a white coffin followed by another white coffin followed by a man with a large dog after this was a line of 200 men in single file. Unable to contain his curiosity the man asked the dog walker what going on. He replied that in the first coffin was his wife who had been killed by the dog. Ok said the first man who is in the second coffin?
The dog walker said it was his mother in law who tried to help his wife and was also killed by the dog
The first man then asked excitedly if he could borrow the dog







He was told "just join the queue"
I have reverse paranoia I think i am following somebody
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