A women goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The shop owner has 3 birds,one priced at £15 the 2nd £100 & the 3rd £300.
Why the big price differential asks the woman ? The shop owner tells her that the 2 most expensive birds are quite rare,what about the £15 one,asks the woman.Well this bird was actually brought up in a brothel & unfortunetly swears alot.
The woman looks at the 2 other birds & their price tags & says she'll take the £15 one.
On arriving home the parrot looks around & says "f@ck me,a new brothel"
The woman smiles to herself but doesn't make a big deal of it
A short time later her 2 twin daughters walk in ,& the parrot says "f@ck me 2 new hookers",the girls have a bit of a giggle over the comment.
Half an hour later the womans husband arrives home from work & the parrot says....
"f@ck me John, i've not seen you for awhile"