Paddy and the stewardess

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andyh
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Paddy and the stewardess

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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky. The stewardess asked the Muslim gentleman if he'd like a drink, he replied in disgust " I would rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips! " Paddy handed his drink back and said, " me too, I didn't know we had a choice" :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: excellent!!
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