Oh Deer...he would spray himself with Elk piss .

bikerpiker · Post by **bikerpiker** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:14 am

This deer could clean up the Heavyweight division right now

Post by **sirch345** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:38 am

Mad or what

Chris.

Jbrebel · Post by **Jbrebel** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:28 pm

WTF would you spary deer piss in your mouth

doggit · Post by **doggit** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:59 pm

a shame that deer didnt do more damage to that idiot, and i guess the elk piss takes away the taste of his ugly wife's pink lettuce juice

carl

bikerpiker · Post by **bikerpiker** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:14 pm

Ahhh ..that was class

Brilliant that was ,Carl

You obviously reckon he likes a drink out of the" furry cup "

doggit · Post by **doggit** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:54 pm

well who doesnt

carl

doggit · Post by **doggit** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:49 pm

Timbo wrote:Her pink lettuce probably looks like John Wayne's saddle bags, only twice as dusty

timbo

or maybe its like an axe wound

carl

bikerpiker · Post by **bikerpiker** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:05 pm

doggit wrote:
Timbo wrote:Her pink lettuce probably looks like John Wayne's saddle bags, only twice as dusty
timbo or maybe its like an axe wound
carl

You've put me off my supper

EDIT...would just like to make it clear it was just toast

doggit · Post by **doggit** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:46 pm

Timbo wrote:
bikerpiker wrote:
doggit wrote: timbo or maybe its like an axe wound
carl
You've put me off my supper

EDIT...would just like to make it clear it was just toast
Fur burger and chips ?

yeah and close those beef curtains when you talk with your mouth full

carl

RedStormV · Post by **RedStormV** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:59 am

A Badly Packed Kebab

....... on that subject ...........

What has going down on an old woman and eating a pork pie got in common?

You've got to bite through the crust before you can suck out the jelly!!!!

Prolly get binned for that one

bikerpiker · Post by **bikerpiker** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:56 am

AWWW.. FFS

Youre not supposed to tell what ye got up to in yer younger days Graeme

Ps...i dont expect we 'll see any new girlies joinin the forum in the near future ,aw this talk is a bit bellow the belt ...obviiously

Bearded Clam

bikerpiker · Post by **bikerpiker** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:54 am

I think ive just been put off cheese toasties for life now