Apparantly ...........
The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
I'm really p*ssed off! Someone's just crashed into my car in one of them new Skodas. There's f........g jam and sponge everywhere!
b8stard! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming
"come on ...My face"
I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast!
I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to Cornwall . It's the first thing in ages that's tried to get in this country that's f*cking white !!
Two British couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards John said to Cecil that's the best f*ck I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do fiddler celebrate palm sunday?
John weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should lose 5lbs.' When John returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st. 'That?s amazing the doc said'...John nodded...'I'll tell you something mate, I thought I was gonna drop dead by the 3rd day.' 'What from hunger said the doc?'...'No from the f......g skipping!'
THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.
Above not very PC - if you're offended, I apologise, just replace the words Black and Asian with Chav Scum!
British Humour
Not bad, always worth reading again after 2 weeks
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