Two men meet while shopping for Christmas presents.
The first, a very rich man, tells the other "I just bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes"
The other man, slightly jealous, says "Why two presents?"
The rich man says "If she doesn't like the ring she can return it in the Mercedes and still be happy! What did you buy your wife?"
The poor man said "I bought her slippers and a dildo"
"Slippers and a dildo? Why?"
The man said "If she doesn't like the slippers.... she can go wombles herself!"
Christmas Shopping
Christmas Shopping
.... no more bike, divorce sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!