The hunter

[bikerpiker]

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
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> The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
> 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
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> I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
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> 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
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> The doctor considered his question for a minute and
> then began to tell a story.
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> 'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
> and never misses a season.'
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> One day he was setting off to go hunting.
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> In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane
> instead of his gun.'
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> 'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting
> at the water's edge.
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> He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the
> magnificent creature.
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> Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
> it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'
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> 'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
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> Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
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> The 86- year-old said ,
> 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
> pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'
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> The doctor replied , 'My point exactly'