Cast the first stone!

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speedfreek
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Cast the first stone!

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A woman is being stoned by a crowd in Jerusalem.
Jesus stops in front of the crowd and silences them...
"People stop ! Look at yourself, think what you are doing.
He who is without sin should cast the first stone!!"
There is a sudden silence and noone moves...
Then from the sky falls a rock and hits the woman in the head....
And Jesus goes "Dad! I am trying to make a point here?!"

8) TJ 8)
Life has a 100% mortality rate, and there ain't no cure.. LIVE IT UP! ... and yes, I'm 100% red blooded American infidel!
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