Bloody scooters...

[Jbrebel]

Was out Saturday on the bike and witnessed a fair old smack.

Kid on a 50cc Aprillia thought it'd be a good idea to approach a gap in the road at warp speed (if possible on a nifty 50 ) and smash into the front wing of the car giving way to me and another chap in a Audi. Was quite ridiculous.

Anyway turned round, parked up and went to assess the situation. Moped smashed up in the road, one shocked car driver, plus a 17 year old scooter rider with a complexion the same colour as milk and a mangled left ankle

Why do they always wear bloody silly clothing on those things??? Not saying a pair of decent boots would have stopped a broken ankle...but flimsy trousers, cheap fashion jacket and canvas trainers

Anyway, left statement with Police and went on my way before it pissed it down

Suppose it's right what my Dad always says-"You can’t educate pork"

[Beamish]

heh heh...... cant polish a turd ! (sorry totally out of context but just had to say it! )

[Jbrebel]

[Beamish]

They think their shell suits give them the same protection as a tortoises shell Hear is the news chavs, THEY DONT!!

Tha bad thing is, anyone seeing this will be thinking "bloody motorcyclists, they are a menace!" even though the likelihood is this little turd will buy a peugeot 107 as soon as he is old enough and then fit 6 exhaust pipes and drive round with his fogs on listening to Poo Diddy or Piss Doody, or whatever he is calling himself these days

50 Euros

[Stratman]

Suppose it's right what my Dad always says-"You can’t educate pork"

then fit 6 exhaust pipes and drive round with his fogs on listening to Poo Diddy or Piss Doody, or whatever he is calling himself these days

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