before it starts

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vtr706ull
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before it starts

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a man gets home from work he goes straight in and sits in his chair says to the wife quick get me a beer before it starts,so she does
bloke drinks the beer in quick time and then says to his wife quick get me a beer before it starts, so off she goes and gets him a beer which he drinks right quick and says again
quick get me a beer before it starts his wife turns and says all you do is come home sit in that chair and bark orders at me
bloke replies bloody hell its started
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Beamish
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Re: before it starts

Post by Beamish »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I see myself as a sensitive intelligent man but with the heart of a clown that causes me to **ck things up right at that crucial moment........'Jim Morrison'
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