Caption Competition

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The best suggestion gets nothing at all..........

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me first...the elephant is saying "I dont remember eating that"
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2 mins at gas mark 6 should do it, then remove the foil !

Just another observation, look at the assistant on the right........ he has something sticking out of his bumey huley also! Must have become jealous :biggrin
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nope......Osama Bin Ladens' not here either
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Elephant says "I hate having to brake in a new trainer. It's a real pain in the A$$"

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Colonic irrigation "my butt"
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Newspaper heading reads --

"Kinky Elephant Fisting Fetishist Goes Too Far And Gets Stuck" :!:
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Its been so quiet without him........"TIMBO WHERE ARE YOU :?: "
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I am thee great Conholio!
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Frontslide wrote:I am thee great Conholio!

:lol: I need TP for my bunghole
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dam that blow back
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The ill fated prototype of the Trojan horse.
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guy holding tail saying...

" 23,24,25... Now remember Nellie you can't have a sh1t until
you're in England and well clear of the channel tunnel"
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this elephant has more backpressure than a VTR !
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NEW ELEPHANT/HUMAN CLONE
born with boots!! 8O

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