Re: Wow, I'm rich....

donk · Post by **donk** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:50 am

I hope you got straight in touch to claim your "free money"!!!

What bafoon is going to fall for that???

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:53 am

Someones poor old mum prob

Jbrebel · Post by **Jbrebel** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:59 am

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:05 am

Jbrebel wrote:

marravtr · Post by **marravtr** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:42 am

wow! wot you gonna do with all that money, exchange rate to sterling should work out at Â£3.67p

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:52 pm

I am overwhelmed by your kind offer, and cannot believe my luck!

However, I am already very wealthy, and would prefer that a worth beneficiary should be allowed to claim the award in my stead.

Accordingly, I have passed this e-mail to Mr Richard Brunstrom, of Wales, who will be very happy to respond and assist you to rehome your unwanted funds.

Please contact him (I am sure that you will be able to find his e-mail address on Google) in order to set up a meeting and proceed expediently.

Jim67 · Post by **Jim67** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:12 pm

also add,
Do you give financial advice to as I have an addiction to inflatable dolls, I so would like you to cum ......and help me stop blowing ......all my funds on these vinyl products, you seem so nice and genuine I would like to thank you personally and if I could I would shake your hand......job.
ps please tell be you like anal fisting

yours,
Pam Ovyerhand.

andyh · Post by **andyh** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:00 pm

Congratulations on your windfall Mike, how lucky are you

Even though we have never met before I always find your posts very interesting and often very very funny. Good luck with your new found wealth, your new best friend, Andyh

stormingjoe · Post by **stormingjoe** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:03 am

maybe he needs the money for english lessons

storminateacup · Post by **storminateacup** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:32 pm

FirestormMike wrote:Once again, I've been chosen to help someone in a desperate situation. Lucky me.

Hello From Vivian Smith
EECI Building, E14 9SR
I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don't worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference of transfering of USD $15.5 Million to your account for onward investment industries in your country. I got your contact address on my desperate search for a reliable person/company for partnership investments overseas.
I am Miss.Vivian Smith the duagther of late Dr.Phillip Smith a Sierra Leone. This fund represent the huge Sales of Gold and Diamond he diverted while in office as the Director General of Mining Co-Operation in Sierra Leone ,Late Dr. Phillip Smith my late father was killed by his business associates because of his business is doing well.
I was told to leave my country to Abidjan the Capital city of Cote D'Ivoire ( formal Ivory Coast) for my life sake after my mother was killed also, according to the WILL of my late father before his suden painfull death he advise me to look for a foreigner who will stand as the foreign co-beneficiary of the Fund.Meanwhile, I am writing to know if you can stand as the co-beneficiary of the trunk box, it is here in Abidjan he deposited this said fund in a Security Company as families valuables.
I got to know about this information and as well recover all the relevant documents regards to the deposit through my late father foreign adviser..If you are thus and truly willing to assist me in transferring of this family valuables kindly write me through my email address ,More information about the lifting of this family valuables legally follows immediately after your positive reply to my private email address at (viv4love5@hotmail.fr)
Best regards ,
Miss.Vivian Smith

Shame she doesn't know that with your back you will never be able to lift the "Trunk Box". Ah well perhaps next time...........................

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:26 pm

wayhay, sp's all round

storminateacup · Post by **storminateacup** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:22 pm

I already have $135 billion sitting in escrow I have sent the Â£5,000 release fee and the details of all my bank accounts to a very nice lady in Nigeria who assures me the money will be transferred shortly. She is also sending me two of her prettiest daughters to be my sex slaves :boobs:

..............I can't wait :Richard:

storminateacup · Post by **storminateacup** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:29 pm

Timbo wrote:
storminateacup wrote:I already have $135 billion sitting in escrow I have sent the Â£5,000 release fee and the details of all my bank accounts to a very nice lady in Nigeria who assures me the money will be transferred shortly. She is also sending me two of her prettiest daughters to be my sex slaves ..............I can't wait
Hang on matey, something is going on here!!! I sent her Â£5000 and she told me i could have her daughters, how many has she got and are they all fit?

I guess that is causing the delay, she is having to breed more daughters (or steal them from somewhere), that will be why my $135bn isnt here yet

I have checked the exchange rates and am having trouble deciding what to spend my Â£3.27 on once it is converted from $ to Â£.

If her daughters have been aroud that much I suggest Condoms

marravtr · Post by **marravtr** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:56 am

yehhhhhhhhhhhh me toooooo, drinks and new bike's all round on me........... when i get the cheque

ATTN!!â€
From: VINCENT CHONG AND ASSOCIATES (vincentchong_associates@yahoo.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: 14 August 2009 10:32:08
To:

VINCENT CHONG AND ASSOCIATESSOLICITOR AND ADVOCATESNO. 24, JALAN MELAKA RAYA 31,TAMAN MELAKA RAYAMALAYSIATEL: +60174024556 Good Day, I am Barr Vincent Chong, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine has bequeathed you as His Heir, who died as a result of Heart-Related problem due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/ ... bn.08.html. I'm contacting you as the Heir to approve the release of the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Eighteen million dollars is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact you (Heir), or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent and approval as the Heir and beneficiary of my late client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you as His Heir. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's Heir will be provided. All I require is your approval about this and your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this mail proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision is, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your approval. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via my private EMAIL:(vincentchong_associates@hotmail.com and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply. Best regards, Barrister Vincent Chong.

marravtr · Post by **marravtr** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:00 pm

is that all, chicken feed!! mine's worth $18 million