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oh jesus!!!

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just had two silly buggers at my door for the last half hour telling me that brown bread is better than white,who are they?you may ask?


ahem

THEY'LL "BEHOVIS WITNESSES! :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul...........
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:lol:
SP1's rock!
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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Tony's back.....
cheerz

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My granary told me that one :)
Two bikes, still only four cylinders!

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Stratman wrote:My granary told me that one :)

Please god, make it stop..... :lol:
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Zakalwe wrote:
Stratman wrote:My granary told me that one :)

Please god, make it stop..... :lol:
Use your loaf, he cant help it :P

I'd butter split :D ;) :P
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That's me, scone in 60 seconds
Two bikes, still only four cylinders!

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At yeast I didn't knead to stoop that low.
Two bikes, still only four cylinders!

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Need to get a slice of this action, the jokes are so old they are forming crusts!
I see myself as a sensitive intelligent man but with the heart of a clown that causes me to **ck things up right at that crucial moment........'Jim Morrison'
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FirestormMike wrote:
Stratman wrote:My granary told me that one :)
Yeah, my naan has heard it too.
and my mate pitta
Two bikes, still only four cylinders!

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I'm laughing that much at these jokes when trying to eat my lunch, .....i don't think i'll be able to finish my whole meal :!:
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Some of these jokes are a bit Krusty :P
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I think it is time to propose a "Toast" :D

Cheers

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