Need a good clean Christmas joke...

[cliveyandrews]

Preferably very stupid and groan inducing – I am doing a toast at Lodge tomorrow night, and I do like to throw in a “Groaner” at the end…

It’s my last one in my present position (JW to those that know) – so any help would be appreciated to go out with a belter…

(Last month was that I had Gammon Flu, it started out as Swine Flu, but the doctor cured me)

Cheers!

[Seven Of Nine Firestorm]

Did Santa bring it to you?

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, Nice horse you got there, sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the d1ck goes underneath the horse, not on top.

[AMCQ46]

When Bob was asked if her preferred Legs or Breast he said that he had a particular fondness for shaven f*nnies.

He was then informed that this was not an option when choosing the KFC bargain bucket!

[AMCQ46]

My son said to me "Whats your favourite tellytubby"

I replied " probably the new Samsung 42 inch plasma you cheeky ****"

[AMCQ46]

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said.

"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

[cliveyandrews]