School days

[Jazzscot]

I am currently doing a project for the school I work at. I was wondering if you guys have any funny memories from school. These could be funny things that teachers wrote about you in reports etc or funny things that happened in class.

if you dont have anything funny to say then let me know anything you remember good or bad about your school days.


Cheers Jazz

[benny hedges]

i was about 15yo, and a fkin nuisance, as you can imagine...in chemistry, our teacher was a polish bird called miss P, cos nobody could pronounce her name = presetokiawitch but not spelt like that, big tall blonde with massive firm juicy tits and cute butt

we was in chemistry doing a titration or sumat, using very strong hydrochloric acid in pipettes.
obvoiusly we were strictly supervised and told to be extremely carefull as this stuff can strip your flesh to the bone in seconds...

i got a syringe full of tapwater and blasted it straight at miss P's top.
thinking it was acid, she instantly whipped it off, much to the pleasure of me and my chums

i got battered for it, but crouton me was it worth it!!!

had loads of mad times at skoo. used to love it.
always fightin, always shaggin sumat.
had more schoolies than gary glitter lol, all in the name of education of course!