Man takes a wife..

[Anotherbikerbabe]

3 guys have to choose 3 wives...

1st guy chooses an English wife.Tells her, right, this is how it is going to be..you will wash, cook, clean and make sure i have meals on the table when I get home etc...

day 1. He saw nothing..Day 2, washing and ironing done, so he thought "that's better, now we're getting somewhere" day 3, dinner on the table. Guy is happy.

2nd guy picks a Welsh wife. Same rules apply..Tells her, right, this is how it is going to be..you will wash, cook, clean and make sure I have meals on the table when I get home etc...
Day 1) Nothing
Day 2) Clean clothes
Day 3) Dinner on the table. Thinks..."That's what i'm talking about, bloody women need to know their place.."

3rd guy picks a Scottish wife
Day 1) He saw nothing
Day 2) His eye was open with just a big enough of a slit he could see his way around the hoose!
Day 3) He was able to lift his broken arm up long enough to make a sarnie lolololol......................

The moral of the tale guys, if you want owt doing, read Men are from Mars or do it yourself!! pml......

[benny hedges]

baldrocks to all that feminist shite lol

i had a great time today.
i went down to the local mosque going through a few magazines

















i was really enjoying myself and then the fkin rifle jammed.