she said a mum goes to see the gp with her 9 year old daughter, complaining that she keeps being sick in the morning...
the doctor examines her and breaks the news to the mum that her little girl is pregnant.
'that can't be true' she said, 'she's never had sex'
the doctor, being a religious man, looked out of the north facing window to see if he could see a star...
sure enough, just getting in a taxi....there was gary glitter.
