All types of signs

[iggy1966]

> > > In a restroom:
> > > TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
> > >
> > > In a Laundromat:
> > > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
> > > LIGHT GOES OUT
> > >
> > > In a London department store:
> > > BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
> > >
> > > In an office:
> > > WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
> > > BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
> > >
> > > In another office:
> > > AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
> > > ON THE DRAINING BOARD
> > >
> > > Outside a secondhand shop :
> > > WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
> > > BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
> > >
> > > Notice in health food shop window:
> > > CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
> > >
> > > Spotted in a safari park:
> > > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
> > >
> > > Seen during a conference:
> > > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
> > > ON THE 1ST FLOOR
> > >
> > > Notice in a farmer's field:
> > > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
> > > CHARGES.
> > >
> > > Message on a leaflet:
> > > IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
> > >
> > > On a repair shop door:
> > > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
> > > DOESN'T WORK)