There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy
laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the
Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The
Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about
the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line
stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has
a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch
in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into
laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday"......
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
doh ! didn't read the last line..........'m not really that thick.