Hooker
Hooker
A bloke notices a woman giving him the eye in the supermarket. 'Do I know u?' he asks. she says 'Aren't u the dad of 1 of my kids?' He thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says 'were u the hooker I wombles over the pool table at my stag do while ur mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my butt?' she stares at him and says 'No, I'm your daughter's teacher!