A man who hasn't had an erection for ages decides 2 try a method he's read about in an old medical book.
It involves placing his finger in a woman's vagina then rubbing it around his nose.
So that night, when his wife's asleep, he dips his finger in her fanny, feels how nice & wet it is, then rubs it around his nose.
Instant erection!!
He wakes his wife & says "Look at this!"
She replies "U woke me up just 2 show me u've got a nosebleed?!"
