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iggy1966
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Sex nightmares!

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SEX NIGHTMARES
NIGHTMARE #1

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,



pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.



Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There



might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened



the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting



neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the



guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.



"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend



then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his



ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,



the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."



NIGHTMARE #2



The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to

think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and



found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I



do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down



on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.



After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.



Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his



teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife



there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in



here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your



mother"







NIGHTMARE #3



One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to

kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling



a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand



against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you



give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My



parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this



hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we



get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all



sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I



love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just



can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the



stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair



disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead



and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says


she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to



take his hand off the intercom!"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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sex nightmares

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Thats better!!!!!!!!! and so lifelike....... :twisted:
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