The story of "onestone"

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iggy1966
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The story of "onestone"

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>>The story of "Onestone":
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>There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
>because he had only one testicle.He hated that name and asked
>everyone to not to call him Onestone! After years and years of
>torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me
>Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody
>called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird
>forgot and said, "Good morning,Onestone..." He jumped up, grabbed
>her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all
>day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue
>Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant
>serious business.Years went by and no one dared call him by his
>given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
>after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's
>cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and
>said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone grabbed her, took her
>deep into the forest, then he screwed her all day, screwed her all
>night, screwed her all the next day,screwed her all the next
>night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!!
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>What is the moral of this story???
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> You can't kill two birds with one stone!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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