Paddy and mick

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pinkyfloyd
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Paddy and mick

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Paddy and Mick are in a car and paddy says. "Get out and check to see if my indicators are working."

Mick gets out and has a look. Says, "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"
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benny hedges
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Re: Paddy and mick

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2 Irishmen are hammering down floorboards.
Paddy picks up a nail, realises its upside-down and throws it away.
He carries on doing this until Mick says "Why are you throwing them away?."
"Because they're upside-down!" says Paddy
"You daft so and so," replies Mick, "Save em for the ceiling"!
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