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A boy asks his father "what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father replys "ask your mother if she will have sex with george clooney for a million quid and then ask your sister if she would have sex with brad pitt for a million quid"

So off the boy goes, first he asks his mother " mum would you have sex with george clooney for a million quid?"
Mum replys "of course i would, i wouldn’t miss an opportunity like that!"

so the boys asks his sister "would you sleep with brad pitt for a million quid?"
Sister replys "god yeah, i would love to!"

So the boy wonders off and thinks about what he has found out. Couple days later the father says to the boy "so did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically son?"

The son replys "yes dad i did, potentially were sat on 2 million quid, realistically we live with 2 slappers!"
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