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> CNN have said that, following extensive DNA testing, it has been
> confirmed that the singer Beyonce Knowles is actually the love child of
> the late Roy Castle. This puts an end to months of speculation. Beyonce
> says she is fine with this but has no intention of using his surname.
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did u think of that yourself? - if so - see a doctor - quick!!!
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1 - 1 I think Steve :lol: :lol:

Thankfully I can say "not guilty" just post em as I get em

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Iggy said
just post em as I get em
What 8O And here I was in awe of you thinking you must lay awake at night making them all up.
My illusions are shattered. :cry:
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Sorry to shatter your illusions Pete,

In real life I'm a complete bore with absolutly no sense of humour what so ever :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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P.S.

Why did the child fall off the swing.........???????????





Cos it had no arms :lol:
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All right, I'll admit it.
I'm laughing and I know I shouldn't be :oops:

Thats bad Iggy...Really Bad. :eek2
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Sorry, could'nt resist.
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