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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:58 pm
> CNN have said that, following extensive DNA testing, it has been
> confirmed that the singer Beyonce Knowles is actually the love child of
> the late Roy Castle. This puts an end to months of speculation. Beyonce
> says she is fine with this but has no intention of using his surname.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
STEVESTORM
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by STEVESTORM » Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:00 pm
did u think of that yourself? - if so - see a doctor - quick!!!
iggy1966
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by iggy1966 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:47 pm
1 - 1 I think Steve
Thankfully I can say "not guilty" just post em as I get em
Ian
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Pete.L
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by Pete.L » Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:33 am
Iggy said
just post em as I get em
What
And here I was in awe of you thinking you must lay awake at night making them all up.
My illusions are shattered.
Pete.l
iggy1966
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by iggy1966 » Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:47 am
Sorry to shatter your illusions Pete,
In real life I'm a complete bore with absolutly no sense of humour what so ever
Ian
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
iggy1966
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by iggy1966 » Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:51 am
P.S.
Why did the child fall off the swing.........???????????
Cos it had no arms
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Pete.L
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by Pete.L » Thu Apr 08, 2004 10:17 am
All right, I'll admit it.
I'm laughing and I know I shouldn't be
Thats bad Iggy...Really Bad.
Pete.l
iggy1966
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by iggy1966 » Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:04 am
Sorry, could'nt resist.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."