If you are Catholic don't read this!!!

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Kev L
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If you are Catholic don't read this!!!

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Ten priests die and go to heaven. As they reach the Pearly gates St Peter says to them "if any of you are paedophiles, go straight to hell". Nine of he assembled mass turn away and start walking. St Peter shouts "and take the deaf one with you as well!"
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Re: If you are Catholic don't read this!!!

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Wee Catholic friend of mine back in Belfast was training to be a priest. he dropped out when he refused to do the Oral exam. :lol:
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