welsh bridge :D

[Darknomad]

our vtr stormers were riding when they saw
a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

Benny Hedges, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he
asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" .

[benny hedges]

ah the old ones are the best....

nothing to do with me btw. i am clearly not sexually confused as i dont ride a red / yellow storm

though i did once (allegedly) snog a hells angel's mrs in exchange for a cig.... (i deny all knowledge of it)

[Griff1977]

Brilliant! Though mine is yellow!