notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says
to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just
happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket
counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the
world was there.
So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I
accidentally
said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'...........
So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say
to my wife,
'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'you've ruined my life you evil fat slag'.
