I'm Sorry but the bloods up!
Little Johnny is sitting in class and his teacher asks, "now children, if there are 4 crows sitting on a fence and farmer brown shoots one of them, how many are left. Eye contact is immediately broken with all except little Jon-hnny who thrusts his arm skyward and bellows "none Miss". She curiously asks why, and little Johnny replies, "why the noise of the rifle would have scared off the other three". Fair enough, I like your train of thought says the Miss. Little Johnny then asks, May I ask you a riddle Mam, to which she agrees. Well Miss There are three women sitting on a bus seat enjoying ice blocks, the first one is chewing the ice block, the second is licking it and the third is sucking the treat, which one is married. She thinks for a moment, and replies "the one sucking the ice block?". To which Johnny sniggers " No miss the one with the wedding ring on, But I like your train of thought"