Surgeons

[ex-viffer]

Five surgeons are discussing which patients are the best to operate on.

The first says, “I like accountants – you open them up, everything is nice and orderly, and the parts are numbered.”

The second says, “Nah, electricians are the best – everything is colour-coded.”

The third says, “Librarians are better – everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon says, “I like construction workers the best, because they don’t mind when there are a few parts left over, and they understand when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

The fifth one had the other four flabbergasted when he replied, “For me, politicians have to be the best. They have no guts, no brain, no spine, no heart, no balls, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”

[Pete.L]

Heh Heh Heh
That one rings true the world over
Pete.l