The tortoise

curly · Post by **curly** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:02 pm

A tortoise was walking down the road when he was mugged by a gang of snails, and had his wallet stolen.
He went straight to the police station to report the robbery.
The Officer said to him, "I'll have to take a statement, can you tell me exactly what you remember?"
The tortoise replied, "I can't remember anything, it all happened so fast!"

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:57 am

Curly,

I think you should get out more

STEVESTORM · Post by **STEVESTORM** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:05 pm

IGGY - thats harsh after your Prawn again Christian?!

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Sun May 02, 2004 7:54 am

Fair comment Steve