i said to the chemist "can i have some more sleeping pills for the wife please?"
he said "why?"
i said "she keeps waking up"
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my uncle came out of the closet yesturday
NO he's not gay,he's got alzheimer's and thought it was the car.
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i took my mother in-law to madame tussaud's chamber of horrors,and the attendants said "keep her moving sir,we're stock taking