Hi Iggy
Been lost in the world of Italian anoraks (still rustle, just look kinda stylish

)
Ok, seriously, Falco's still going a treat but now complemented by a bike that I don't mind (so much) if it gets trashed in the Blackwall Tunnel!
Hack bike is now the immensely unsuitable FZR400.
Yes, it runs at stupidly high revs
yes, it drinks fuel faster than a Bentley
yes, it's very un-neighbour friendly
yes, I (for all the above reasons and more) love it!
The Aprilia's turned out to be a lot better wearing in bad weather (that was a bit of a shock) than my old japanese friend but it's a bitch finding a dealer that you trust (or is that a contradiction in terms?) and all the must-have trick bits are bloody expensive! Still, protects my l'il ole wrists from the 'coming down the Alps with your other half on your shoulders' ache.
My last job had an Attila the Hun firewall so the first time I opened one of Tony's jokes, it banned the site!
Oh, and it's good to see that this site is staying away from the 'don't talk bad about the sponsor' baldrocks

I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol.