40 Gypsie arrive at the pearly gates in their transit vans and caravans
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones God
I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?
God says "We are over quota on Gyppos. Go out and tell them to choose the 12 most worthy amongst them and I will let those 12 in
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again
"They've Gone"
"What! All 40 of them?"
"NO! THE FU*~#ING GATES!"