Chinese Newlyweds -
>A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
>Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
>On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband
>undresses.
>He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
>"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firt time and you berry flighten.
>I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want, you say.
>What you want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, hoping will impress
>his virgin bride.
>A thoughtful silence follows.
>He waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
>She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want ..... numba 69".
>More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
>Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "You want... beef wif
>Broccori?"
Chinese newlyweds.
Chinese newlyweds.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."