This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..... But now we
know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework...... you're a pansy. If you work hard........there's never any
time for her. If you don't work enough....... You're a good-for-nothing
elbow.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay.... this is exploitation.
If you have a repetitive job with low pay.... you should get off your lazy
behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her....
that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of her .... that's equal
opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet..... its male indifference. If you cry .... you are a wimp. If you
don't .... you are an insensitive b8stard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.... you're a chauvinist. If
she makes a decision with out consulting you.... she's a liberated woman. If
you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.... that's domination. If SHE
asks you ....its a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear....you're a
pervert. If you don't .... you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs
and keep in shape..... you're sexist. If you don't.... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape.... you're vain. If you don't....
you're a slob. If you buy her flowers.... you're up to something. If you
don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements.... you're full of yourself. If you
don't.... you're unambitious. If she has a headache..... she's tired. If you
have a headache.... you don't love her anymore. Of you want it too often....
you're oversexed. If you don't.... there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
RQ.
Sorry sweetie Promise not to join in in the Honey lark
NHR
What Shep was the dog with John Koakes the last time I watched.
Iggy
Ican't help it. There all out to get me..Shhhh
Petra was the one they had a bronze statue make for when it died, they put it in the blue peter garden. If memory serves me right it was Peter perverts (sorry pervis) dog!!!!!!
Having just thought about the above I think that I'll just find a darken room and contemplate where my life went
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Corr
Didn't know I was in the presents of so many experts.let alone they woud admit itNext you'll be telling me about your fantasies of Valery Singleton and giving me the location of the website. Have you all got badges as well?
Pete.l
Max You Madman
No wonder I didn't stand a chance and everyone jumped to tell me about Petra. You are all moonlighting on here from the Blue Peter Website
Damn! I don't have a badge......can I still play?
Pete.l
Promise not to join in in the Honey lark 
Shep was the dog with John Koakes the last time I watched.
