sh1t Happens.
BUDDHISM
If sh1t Happens, it isn't really sh1t.
HINDUISM
This sh1t has happened before.
ISLAM
If sh1t Happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM
sh1t Happens because you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM
Let sh1t Happen to someone else.
JUDAISM
Why does this sh1t always happen to us!
